The Alibi Mug
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The Details
So… you gonna stick with that alibi?
For the moments when the room goes quiet
and someone’s waiting for an answer.
After the pause.
After the look.
After the story stops lining up.
Whether it’s your first drink of the day or the one that helps you sit through explanations you didn’t expect, this mug delivers dry humor with a straight face. No graphics. No punchline. Just a sentence that lets the silence do the work.
Designed for people who appreciate noir wit, subtle confrontation and words that don’t need to raise their voice to make a point.
Because holding your ground starts with asking the right questions.
Inspired by The Butcher of Wellesley
A story about deception and alibis that don’t quite hold.
- DELIVERY & CARE -
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11oz white ceramic mug
Microwave and dishwasher safe
Lead and BPA free
Design on BOTH sides
Printed in the USA
Made-to-order
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Wash in dishwasher or by hand with warm, soapy water.
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Orders typically arrive within 4–8 business days from purchase.
Free shipping within the United States.
Each piece is made to order, created just for you.
Because of this, we don’t accept returns or cancellations once an order is placed.
If your item arrives damaged or with a manufacturing defect, we’ll make it right.
Built for the pause before the answer
Designed for regular use.
Built to sit quietly while the question hangs there.
For long pauses.
Side glances.
And moments where silence speaks loudly.
Because some stories don’t change —
they just need time.
First this.
Before you lean in.
Before you raise an eyebrow.
Before you ask them
to walk you through it again.
Just a pause.
And let the silence ask the question twice.
Take it with you.