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Become an Investigator

Follow an original serialized noir mystery one episode at a time.

Welcome, Investigator.

You followed a clue.

Now you're on the case.

To welcome you to the investigation, we've put together an Investigator Packet with a few extras—including Investigator Credentials, Field Notes, wallpapers, and a welcome from the Chief Investigator.

We'll let you know when the next episode is ready.

Coffee's in the corner. Don't trust ANYBODY.

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Your Investigator Packet Contains:

✓ Welcome Letter
A personal welcome from the Chief Investigator.

✓ Investigator Credentials
Print your official Investigator card.

✓ Field Notes
Record clues, suspects, and observations.

✓ Desktop & Mobile Wallpapers
Bring Noir & Nonsense with you.

Plus…

✓ Your First Case
Read the opening episode of our serialized noir mystery.

✓ Future Episodes
We'll email you as each new episode is released.

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NOIR & NONSENSE
Established somewhere between reality and fiction.